Anonymous: Can a girl cum without the help of a guy?

bigmacmami:

Yeah wtf y’all ain’t that special

queerdontfear:

I’m sorry, but if lesbians can control themselves in a girls only changing room with ass naked woman waltzing around. Then I figure men should be able to control them selves with clothed girls walking down the street. Just a thought.

zootedboy:

*black couple living in a haunted house*

wife: the house haunted

husband: we out this bitch

*everybody lives*

fiscal-clit:

but first, let me take a xanax 

woluf:

*Tim Gunn voice* I’M CONCERNED

thesickestjokes:

People will stop showing you pictures of their kids if you whisper “oh fuck yea” under your breath when you look at their photos.